Whackey world

Ok here is the deal.

The Administrator is GM anything he says goes.

Backstory: We find our heroes trapped! in some form of Cartoony Universe!

You are currently trapped in this strange city that has just about everything and everyone in is. Logic and reason are thrown out in this society.


Character Sheet template.

Name:example dude
race:Human
Alignment: Neutral good
Class:pig herder
Special Power: pig whisperer
Items: Pitch fork of harming (limit of 4 items)
Overalls ( + 2ac )
Scarecrow ( people mistake this dummy for example dude)
12 Gauge shotgun




THE SCENE:

*intro music* Tall towering buildings of all colours and a distant sunset

A gun fight is taking place behind you between police and Stone golems wearing balaclavas that are holding big sacks with a $$$ symbol on them above them reads a sign "bank"

Name: Dismas
race:orc
Alignment: chaotic evil
Class:hurter
Special Power: break
Items: sword of hurtie
loin cloth (with paint)
healing cloth
howitzer

Name:Bizarro
race:namuh
Alignment: Chaotic Evil
Class:Lich
Special : Strangely never ending supply of undead minions !
Items:
Elementally Runed magical Great sword +4
Full Dread plate armor
magical black cape Enchanted with invisibility
bag of Tricks




Suddenly skeletons start hacking at the police and the golems as Bizarro sits on top of police car his great sword buried into the car, laughing and watching the battle.

Dismas uses howitzer on bank .....

well that sure cleared the stre... block.

/skeletons dig out Bizarro from Debris
/Leaps at golem with a wild overhand swing with his blade slicing it in 2 with a flash of dancing electricty following the arc

haha oh wow... look at all those tanks rolling down the street.. and they are firing!!

/a wave of skeletons explodes in front of me defending me from a tank shell